TRUEBLOOD, HERE WE GO! (SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS)

So, Sookie and Bill got hitched! Well, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, as it were! Good for them. That would, actually, explain the chemistry of "Night on the Sun"...true to the nature of the series, that make-up sex was explosive, albeit shocking! Seriously. I had to turn away (well Angel and Sequoia were sitting right there and I just couldn't watch that with a straight face while they were sitting there like, "Is she really watching this with a straight face?!").

I mean they were broken up because she continues to nearly die every episode because of his nature, really and then somehow he is redeemed by saving the very life of hers that were it not for him would not be in danger...

Phew!

Did ya get all of that?

At any rate, there are other character so let me just touch on them really quick before the episode starts:

Tara (depending on what part of the country you are from, you will pronounce this either tArra or Taaarah...I choose the latter, but I didn't exactly create the character and in the written series, Tara is white not black, that too has a bearing, I believe on the pronunciation).

TARA found her cajones, yes? When Mr. WTFranklin cornered her she was NOT going to back down...I wonder what is up next for her. Stand up to an insane vampire (whom I happen to miss *tearing up on the inside...) what could possibly stop her? Um, her crazy mother comes to mind. That woman always seems to unhinge her.

Isn't that sort of true with most of us though?

ERIC has been eluding to some very interesting feelings toward Sookie. It's not just, Oh-a-new-toy-can-I-play sort of thing. It's something more...if you've seen the previews you know exactly what I'm talking about. I can't wait to see if they are actually going to go there. And don't you think that might be a little bit strange with Anna and Stephen being married? I know. I know. We are ALL professionals but I'm not sure if you recall Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad was a professional, Angelina was a professional, Jennifer Aniston was a professional and ahhhh...anyway, this is about True Blood.

PAM. Pam my lover! LOL. I love her dry humor and Eric said that it was time that she made another. Now that was clearly under duress and we are so not out of the woods. We are, in fact, standing knee deep in deer crap, with hungry wolves hunting.

Speaking of wolves: ALCIDE HERVEAUX. That is all.

RUSSELL EDGINGTON has thoroughly and completely flown the cuckoo's nest. He has gone totally crazy and once you go there, you DO NOT come back. You have simply reached a place of no return. We will eat you, after we have eaten your children...(lalala sis boom baaaaa) now back to you Tiffany!

What the effing eff?! (I've decided not to curse anymore, pray for me!)

LAFAYETTE has a friend-friend in Jesus. I do feel some kind of way about that one (I really cant deal with the love scenes. Call me a prude but Good Grief how are we supposed to handle that? It was one thing when relations were implied, now it's just right all up in your face! Geepers. Oh but I love his sense of self (i.e. his gear!) and when his mother (Loving Alfre Woodard) said, Your mask ain't on, I can see my son...my heart just nearly broke into a thousand little pieces.

JESSICA is the saddest one for me. I love her so...just 16, forever remaining virginal over and over and over again (even after NOT being virginal) and heart broken. I would just NOT go there.

JASON is a total fool. LOL. I'm a cop! Well I'm almost a cop! HA! He and CHRYSTAL (sp?) what is really good?

OK, it's starting...