Fifty shades of messed up...

That is me. However, that is also in this book, Fifty Shades of Grey. If you are averse to tasteful and not so tasteful erotica, this book may not be for you...

I am pleasantly surprised. What amazes me the most is not so much the choice of fetish but the ultimate control of said fetishism.

Interesting. Very interesting. As she fell asleep he called her a gorgeous girl, not everyone's been given that sort of compliment.

Comparable, indeed.